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my favorite pair of eyes in this world <3

my favorite pair of eyes in this world <3

Things You Will Never Hear the BVB Army Say:
1. Ashley, put on a shirt.
2. CC, use your inside voice..
3. For the love of all that is holy, don't lick/bite your lips, or stick out your tongue.
4. Jinxx and Sammi, be less cute.
5. Please don't do anymore Bryan Starzzzz interviews.
6. Andy, pitch your voice a little higher.
7. Jake, play your guitar less awesomely.
8. Definitely calm down on the tweeting.
alientoloveth:

MAH FRIENDS ALIENS

alientoloveth:

MAH FRIENDS ALIENS

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alientoloveth:

thebillacondaismine:

WE LOVE YOU ALIENS!!!

for those of you without the app <3

ohsosystematic:

IDGAF ABOUT ANY GIRL IN THE BACK OF THE CAR.

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS BILL AND TOM. THEY ARE PROUD OF US AND THEY ARE CLEARLY HAPPY TO KNOW THAT THEIR FANS HAVEN’T DITCHED THEM DUE TO THE LACK OF NEWS

BILL FUCKING BLEW YOU A KISS NOW TAKE IT AND STFU

TOM CLEARLY SHAVED SO LETS PRAISE…

ohsosystematic:

toms-dildo:

“No, i’m not gay.”

well if you guys know what i mean ;D :D

HAHAH SAM ILY OK

My views on sexuality

  • If you’re gay, that’s cool
  • If you’re a lesbian, that’s cool
  • If you’re asexual, that’s cool
  • If you’re bisexual, that’s cool
  • If you’re pansexual, that’s cool
  • If you’re straight, that’s cool
  • If you’re not sure, that’s cool
  • If you hate on somebody for their sexuality, fuck you.

Cam Moffett - Dramatic reading
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x3vilypr3ciousx:

milkxo:

doctorwolfenstein:

upgradeyourvices:

IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHAHA THE “UR”S HAVE ME ON THE FLOOR

neverloseyourcomposure:

jessiexp:

bjoaquin:

A dramatic reading of some girl on facebook

LOLOL

omg hahahahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Good lord haaaaa.


excuse me while i go die

Other celebs: I hide my girlfriend publicity can't see her omg my private life.
Tom Kaulitz: I hide my girlfriend behind my little brother.